I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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