I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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