I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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