please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I am available for nakedness
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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