How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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