When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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