Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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