i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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