I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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