So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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