called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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