Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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