don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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