But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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