About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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