nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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