Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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