no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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