We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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