I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
it glows. i had to have it.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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