i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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