i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Life is so much better after having sex.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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