I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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