i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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