So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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