So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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