I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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