i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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