Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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