I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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