Where did you get a picture of my penis
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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