i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
tell me about the eggs
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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