I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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