well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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