i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Randomize
