I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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