My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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