UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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