Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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