My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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