MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
