careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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