So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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