I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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