dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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