why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
