ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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