do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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