He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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