Me too!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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